Archive for the ‘Comedy’ category

One Percent Rap, Dog!

January 25th, 2012

Word Up: Be One Percent Carfeful What do you wonder

Yo, check it.

Let bad reputation on this one percent, shows! They cry, they stink in the center of the city in tents. Is not it fair that get the money while doing other mothers … the risk even if they work, while others are not mothers? However, the inhabitants, and to enable the government all you get is only one percent.

This large collective state is not what the founders meant that they fixed on the free market for you and me to make a penny. Death to the company, Dude? It was not her intention! They go out and make room for one dollar, one do “everything, this perfume business! The residence of the government … … give all you get is just a smelly one percent.

Taxation, regulation, the reputation of the whole nation to spend for the government, economic destruction. Breaks your Bidness, rising unemployment, now your only job is to match documents to date! They take the residents to give to the government, is all you get just a greedy one percent. » Read more: One Percent Rap, Dog!

Why People Love Cute Stuff

January 25th, 2012

Almost every person on the face of the planet like something that’s cute to watch. Personally, I love to watch funny pictures of cats and dogs. I also like exotic birds and zoo animals. Some people like to see in babies and puppies. No matter what you’ll find cute, there’s always something you can smile.

As we go through life, it helps us to be happy find something. If we look into the past and realize that we do not understand why something that makes us happy or sad, we should find out why. Self-discovery is probably the easiest way to find out what is good and what is bad. You can easily see something on the Internet and the smile, what’s good for you.

I was in places like Walt Disney World and saw the cutest character display. They are often seen around the holidays. You can see Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck. I have a trip to Disney back in 2009 and saw so many cute things. When life seems like it’s the best of us, we must step back and ask what brings a smile to our face? A joyful spirit is often someone who looks life with a positive attitude. Personally, I like my opinion, keep in a good mood all the time. You never know when depression can sneak up on you and make you feel sad. I think that life is all about learning and growing closer to what is in our hearts on a daily basis. People always told me be careful, something that one can fall. It can literally destroy outlook on life and attitude. » Read more: Why People Love Cute Stuff

Good Moaning!

January 25th, 2012

The struggles and frustrations of an Englishman living in France, trying to make sense of the French language and at least things off your chest, if nothing else …

“I guess that never had a formal education in French in school gives me an immediate disadvantage. When I was living in France a few years ago, I was optimistic. I made good progress in my night-school England on the course at, hey (!) Level 2 Someone had said that if you have a musical ear (which I do) is what an advantage when learning a language other go.

I sailed through the setting Michel Thomas CD (very useful when you start) and was confident that I will be flowing, the one or two years? I think it is mentioned, language schools, such as “Total Immersion” or learn, perhaps through osmosis. I did not.

So what went wrong? » Read more: Good Moaning!